Eve Uni still loves us and pissing of some Russians

Last Wednesday we were roaming around heading for a favorite stomping ground of ours: Taff. Time to pick some fights with SCUM. When we arrived no one would play ball as our giant fleet of 2.5 Ishkurs (yes that’s 2.5 as Vons internet was still crap :P) was too much for the 20 odd SCUM in local. We chatted some in local and got one of them irritated apparently. He was in a Hurricane so we challenged him to a duel to back his smack up. There were however 2 others in local who had joined in on the smack and after a couple of redocks we knew they were going to dishonor the duel and try and gank us. Still we like a challenge and went along anyway. But as predicted the first Hurricane was dual rep fit and took a while to go down. As he approached low armor a second Hurricane and a Cyclone showed up as backup and we warped our remaining Ishkurs in. First Hurricane went down but the second Hurricane was sporting neuts and they were eating us alive. We primaried it, but the cyclone had pulled range and was now able to hit us causing us to die in a fire not long after. The Hurricane was in low armor when we died, but oh well at least we tried. We now also know for sure that SCUM will not honor duels so neither will we with them anymore.

We headed back in our pods when we were convoed by an Eve Uni fc we fought before asking for a fight. Apparently he wasn’t having luck finding one so he asked if we were about. Fights are always nice so we obliged. I will add that we didn’t know what they had at this point, I had told him we only had five people online at that point and asked if he outnumbered us more then 4-1. He said no, so I agreed to engage at that point. We had gotten some reinforcements in Brin and shipped up to something bigger. Heading out our gang consisted of one Dramiel, a Curse , a Hurricane, a Drake and a Vagabond. We agreed to meet in Ingunn and chose the sun as our battleground. We landed and soon enough they started popping up on d-scan a mix of frigs, cruisers and battlecruisers. In total they had about thirteen people so the game was on. I had us spread out before they landed and it was good I did, they had tried probing us out, but now they landed at least 20k off most of us. The blackbird was our first target and we did a good job at pointing most of them and picking them apart one by one. We only lost our Hurricane, but exchanged it for 10 kills on Eve Uni. Was good fun and the Uni pilots enjoyed it as well. At this point I would like to put up a nice battlereport link showing it all, but somehow the killboard is acting up and throwing this fight and our second one together so I am just going to link it all at the bottom.

Anyway, like I said above there was to be a second fight. The Eve Uni fc said he’d like another fight and asked if we could wait till he had refit the fleet and taken them out again. As we didn’t have anything better to do I agreed. While we were waiting for GCC to go down we also bagged this Mealstrom that was missioning in the same system. On an unrelated side note, 15 minute GCC is seriously too long, but I will leave that discussion for another time. We went home to reship and picked up an additional member bringing our mighty fleet to six now. We trudged back to Ingunn to meet Eve Uni once more. The fleet had gotten a new fc in the meantime though and this one was a lot more suspicious as to what our intentions were. As our intention were to do nothing but kill him we got things sorted. They had more people this time though. There fleet was around 17 people but now also sporting a battleship. Now normally this wouldn’t worry me and at that point it didn’t, in hindsight it should have though. We started the same way we had last time, fighting at the sun. We popped some frigates when they burned over and then things went wrong. Both me and Lex had gotten the same idea and went balls deep into their fleet in an attempt to point the Megathron so it couldn’t warp off while we picked their fleet apart. The problem with that was we overlooked the amount of tackle the Eve Uni fleet had. We both got scrammed by more frigates then we could deal with which allowed the Megathron to get into weapons range. Now I know people have been complaining that blasters suck, but when webbed and scrammed and within 2k of neutron blasters those things hurt like hell. Both me and Lex went down one after another. The others did do a good job at keeping range, so the Eve Uni fc made the right call and left the field soon after. We were still hammering them and they could not get into range. In the end we got 5 kills for the stupid loss of our Curse and Drake. Not as good as a result as the first fight and certainly not ISK efficiency wise, but hell it was fun. Total end result as per the mashed up battlereport looked like this. Props for the Eve Uni fc willing to just setup a fight like that and hope we run into each other again soon.

From there we are going to fast forward to something with less fighting, but much more hilarity. Last Saturday me and Von were chatting on comms when he suddenly calls out he has probed out an Orca in a tower, even better it’s a small tower. Curious as we are Von warps to it in his Vagabond and I ship to my Curse to go take a look. Then Von suddenly calls out a Hurricane has left the pos shield and has engaged him. We quickly get point and warp the Curse in. He tries to run back to the tower, but it’s no use. The Curse lands, his MWD cuts and the Vagabond eats it alive. This pissed the owners of the tower off a lot though and they started cursing at us in local, in Russian. So we did the only logical thing and now demanded a ransom for the tower we weren’t really planning to kill. The only protection it had was one warp disruptor and one cruise missile battery, so we set about incapping those mods with the Curse and Vagabond. This seemed to piss them off even more and a very long string of Russian appeared in local, some of which made even no sense to Google translate so who knows what it meant. They finally seemed to get bored of cursing at us and both of the Russians left. We finished incapping the mods by bringing in an Abaddon as it made it go so much faster. But we kept in mind that the Orca was seemingly still in the pos. I leave the field at that point to go drinking with some friends in RL musing about how to catch that Orca.

I come back later that evening, as usual being piss drunk, and find that Von has put together a small fleet and is actually attacking the tower. So I come onto comms, grab a harbinger and start bashing away as well. We even get convoed by one of the towers Russian owner for more smack, but he still won’t pay the ransom or say anything particularly sane so we grab Google translate and start saying weird stuff back. At one point Von said something along the lines of we will steal all your eels and rape them or something and he left the convo. We at that point had all but died laughing so we couldn’t care less. Then suddenly for no apparent reason the shields drop, the tower goes offline! We had only been attacking the pos for like 15 minutes, so it definitely wasn’t us. We, especially me here being drunk and all, looked at the tower befuddled for a while before we figured out we can now attack the pos mods. We shoot the corp hanger, but nothing drops. Suddenly local spikes and we start aligning out. Sure enough a couple of minutes later a 25 man mixed cruiser and battlecruiser gang lands on us and we warp to safes. They smack in local a bit and we smack back, but they leave after a couple of minutes, so back to the tower it was. I was now very close to passing out though, so I wisely docked up and dragged myself to bed. Or the couch in this case as it was closer. Von continued the fleet and went back to the tower after I logged. They popped the rest of the pos mods in quick succession, but then something awesome happened. They popped the Ship Hanger Array and the Orca dropped!

We of course didn’t have anyone on hand to actually fly the Orca though so a hurry was made to get some alt in there to fly it away. As I was told the alt wasn’t far of, but it was too late. The 25 man gang from before powered through and warped to us at the same tower again. We made off and sustained no losses, but they secured the Orca. So end result, Orca lost, tower killed and some Russians pissed off. I am still calling it a good night. Now just before this blog post goes up we have declared war SCUM. so we can engage them on gates and stations without aggro. Should mean a lot more fun to come and as we say: This can only end well!